This office is unattended.

 

It has been unattended for about 1453 years, on account of the Night Porter being very, very tired.

 

Please do not wake him as he gets very cranky, and has devilish breath after a long sleep.

 

Please go back and wait, and try not to press any more buttons until you are invited to do so.

 Pssst . Hey Kid, click on me and i'll take you back